Free Vagina

Major delays in the recording of the new CIRCUS PIG! album have occurred yet again when the keyboard playing Vagina the Clown was arrested last week after drunkenly stealing all the alcohol he could carry from a small town gas station. The incident coincides with the arrest of the band’s trumpet playing pig, thus exhausting all funds that were to be used for recording. Vagina sent us a letter from jail, assuring us that despite these set backs (and his forced sobriety) he expects to have a new CP! release by the time winter comes. Vagina will be released sometime within a month – about the time Stick the Pig is expected to go to court for his 7th DUI.